8. Top knots.
9. More than three pictures of a single outfit in one post. At that point, you come off as an egotist.
10. There is so much space between your thighs that I could throw your DSLR between them. I have nothing against skinny people, but chances are we aren’t going to follow the same style rules and philosophy.
11. Denim shorts with black stockings. I’m sorry; this relationship is already over.
12. Mullet skirts.
13. You’re a one-percenter who was “born into fashion.” You’re 19 years old and your mommy and daddy buy you Marni and Jason Wu, just because. Well you know what? F*ck you; that’s what I think of that. I want built-from-the-ground-up creativity, damn it!